*Playstation press conference, video montage ends, Sony President walks on stage*
SCEA Pres: I’m glad you all could make it to the Playstation E3 press conference
Fanboy 2: Booooo!!!! This stuff stinks!
Fanboy 3: Everyone knows Playstation will flop because they don’t have Halo!
Fanboy 1: Shhh guys. They might reveal Cloud. He’s only the most badass
character in all times. They’re totally going to reveal a Final Fantasy 7 remake
Fanboy 2: Cloud sucks! Sony sucks! Get a life loser!
Fanboy 3: Yeah, nobody likes little fanboys like you. You’re ruining the show!
Fanboy 1: You’re just mad because Cloud could kick Master Chief’s and all of
Nintendo’s asses. There’s no way he’d lose.
SCEA President: Seriously? Who are these jokers? Security!
Fanboy 2: Yeah right. You wish! Nintendo is so much better than this!
Fanboy 3: And Cloud would totally lose to Master Chief, no contest.
Fanboy 1: You just don’t get the drive that Cloud has. He’s fueled by hatred,
anguish, and depression, caused by the ultimate villain, Sephiroth.
Fanboy 2: The ultimate villain is Ganon!
Fanboy 3: No! It’s Guilty Spark all the way! *beefy guy approaches*
Fanboy 1: I know what you’re going to say sir, and I agree. These simpletons
need some Cloud appreciation.
Security: You bozos again? *grabs all 3* you’re coming with me.
Fanboy 1: Noooo! But I’ll miss the Final Fantasy 7 remake trailer!
Security: They don’t pay me enough for this…
Original Piece by: Christopher Pac